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May 2026

Monday 18 May

This, I said to anyone of an Arsenal persuasion who would listen, was either going to be an amazing week or a bloody awful one. Two wins were needed to finish the job and win the league, the great grail, at home to Burnley on Monday evening and away to Crystal Palace on the final day. Or Manchester City drop points against Bournemouth and, with a win against Burnley, it was done. I had no idea, I just turned up at Bear Roundabout and joined in the singing as the buses went past in a fog of red smoke. I met Ted for a beer outside the ground and we shivered in the late Spring air, before enduring a 1-0 win. It wasn’t as tense as the West Ham away game – then again, nothing will ever be – but we were still one fluke from disaster. At full time I found myself saying ‘that might be enough’ to everyone around me. In my head, it would go to the final day. News of Pep Guardiola’s imminent departure leaked during our game. On balance, probably a good thing for us. At the very least, it sounded unplanned for them.

The pictures I have from this evening look very calm and restrained. Looking back they were a taste of what was to come. Though after the game everyone just went home.

Tuesday 19 May

There was no way I could bear to watch the City game. But I didn’t know what to do. First I went for a walk. Second, I got the kick off time wrong, so it turned out I’d paced around for the first half hour of the match. This was good. Then I started copying out a long passage from Beowulf. I suspect I was the only Arsenal supporter doing that. Then George shouted down that Bournemouth had scored. For a fleeting second the thought entered my head. This is it. Then I banished that and went back to Beowulf. I figured if the best happened, I’d find out via the cheers of the boys. As the game went on without further updates and we got closer I noticed Imogen tracking the game on her phone. She had suggested she might go and have a bath and I quietly asked her not to and to remain at the table. ‘What happens if it’s a draw?’ she asked, prompting a panic. Then she told me there were six minutes of stoppage time. Then City scored. There was only a minute left. I started praying out loud. Then one of the greatest sounds I have ever heard: Harry and George cheering, chairs being pushed back, Winnie running downstairs, pandemonium in the kitchen. Like thousands of other people I was sobbing as I am now again, writing this down. 

We put the TV on to see an on-screen banner proclaiming Arsenal were champions, and the City players looking downcast. I phoned Dad – who had no idea City were even playing and so was extremely delighted to hear we’d won the league, and Mum and Mick. More hugs, more tears. Bloody done it.

Imogen said her friend’s husband was going  to the stadium. Winnie said I had to do the same. The house needed to calm down for exams. I grabbed a scarf and ran down the street, immediately bumping into an Arsenal fan, then another group, people emerging from the night to pile onto the tube. At Archway the cars were already backed up, horns honking and people cheering. I ran down Holloway Road, twirling my scarf round my head, the noise around the ground hitting you way before you got there. For the second time in 24 hours I found myself next to the Ashburton Army drummer, the whole area around the stadium a sea of joyful people. I can’t describe it. Everyone cheering, smiling, hugging, fireworks going off into the night, thousands and thousands of people. All colours and all sorts. You couldn’t help but be proud of London that night. As the giant banner said ‘Party on the streets of London’ mocking the Manchester City attempt to requisition Panic by The Smiths. Sorry everyone but you cannot have The Smiths. 

I got the guy next to me to help me start the ‘You’ll fall in love…’ song for Big Gabi. It echoed across the crowd. The drummer started drumming along, it felt like half of Highbury was singing it. Four seasons of pressure blew away. It got more crowded, more claustrophobic, still very happy but a bit much. I know loads of people stayed for hours but I just needed an hour, then I needed to get home, to be ready for normal life on Wednesday morning. Along the way I rode a London chariot – a dented and wonky Lime bike – back up Holloway Road, more scarf-twirling and horn honking, what a laugh. Like everyone there I will never forget it.

Wednesday 20 May

For the remainder of the week I slept terribly. I wasn’t hung over, more on some kind of high where the prospect of getting out of bed and being in the world felt irresistible and logical. Having taken George to his exam I made some more calls to talk about the night before, or really just to say over and over that it had happened and how wonderful it was. At times like this I can be a complete cliche: a weight was lifted off my shoulders, I was walking on air, all was right in the world: just pure escapism. I went down to the ground again where Champions t-shirts were inevitably on sale. The queue was enormous even early in the morning. I chatted to a young Mum who was buying a load of shirts. She told me about her long away trips in the past. Another man expressed relief we’d done it, saying he thought we’d have blown it at Palace. I don’t think I agree. None of that mattered now. What was coming through was a trickle and then an avalanche of photos and videos, most fan-made, showing the joy from the previous night and contrasting it with the tougher times from the past 22 years. I went to the pond, I cried again. I cried a lot that day and have done since. In the evening Imogen and I sat in the garden and had a nice drink under the evening sky.

Sunday 24 May

After a few days of more footage circulating on everyone’s phones, it was obvious Sunday was going to be a big day. The trophy presentation wouldn’t be until 7.00 at the earliest though, so a lot of time to pass before. I went into town on a couple of errands. Arsenal shirts everywhere. Euston, King’s Cross, completely mobbed. Tubes full of people singing. While some of these people were going to Crystal Palace and some were heading to pubs around the ground most people seemed to be out for a street party. We’d decided a while ago to watch the game at home and then go down to the stadium and Dad, breaking his general taboo of paying any attention to matches he is not attending, came round too. More toasts, then more tears and hugs, and then the boys and I headed down to the stadium. Or, more properly, a carnival walk down Holloway Road, a bounce around on Hornsey Road, and then home after an hour or so. It was intense, colourful, joyful, and exhausting. Clearly thousands of people stayed there for a long time and it looked fantastic and I am delighted for them. For me, we got it right. Astonishingly there was more to do this year, even now. The Champion’s League Final, and then win or lose that parade.

Midweek

The following week was initially a happy blur. A hot and sunny Bank Holiday Monday of nothing but basking, then the kids half term which is always disrupted when it comes to work. So football again to the fore, an ocean of videos, photos and conversations with friends in the Arsenal family. The signs of Arsenalism everywhere. Everyone wanted to know about the parade and make plans for where they’ll be. The suggestion was that a million people will attend. Barriers appear along a vast route through Islington that makes it seem possible that is an underestimate.

Towards the end of it the Champions League and Budapest started to rear its head. People travelling began their journeys, then arrived. Previous issues came back to mind. I was happy with the decision not to travel but also a bit glum not to have been there.

Saturday 30 May

On the day of the game Dad and the boys and I headed down to the Emirates for the screening. It felt more intense than I was ready for on exiting the Arsenal tube, compounded by the poor arrangements for stadium access. In a bid to stop anyone gaining access to the concourse around the ground who doesn’t have a ticket – with more than one eye on the parade – entry points were very limited and quickly came under pressure. There was still 40,000 people with tickets. This was the one point it felt a bit too big and threatening to get out of control. 

Once inside the atmosphere was manic. The sun was hotter than I’d expected, making for a sticky evening. The match swayed our way with Kai Havertz’s early goal greeted with complete delirium. It was very early. The team didn’t seem to quite mean to sit back but did so, and while that was fine against Burnley it was far more difficult to do so here. It was one of those European games where it felt like the referee gave the other side every decision and you start to think there’s something fishy going on. Maybe there was but the other side still played fabulous possession football, some of their passing was astonishing. The guy behind me made some very silly comments and was quite annoying. The people in front of us, older Arsenal fans, were silent throughout, messaging friends about what time they’d be back in the pub. Would it have been impossible for them to try to sing, or alternatively to have just stayed there? Apart from that it was a loud and tense evening. 

Writing now it seems unreal that we had good moments towards the end of extra time and had an equal chance when it came to penalties. Noise turned to silence when poor Gabriel sent his penalty over the bar like a rugby conversion and that was suddenly that. It felt jarringly instant, like when the music stops suddenly at a party, the lights come on and you’ve got to stop dancing. I couldn’t work out what the boys needed at that moment, I realised that they weren’t six and eight, and probably weren’t going to cry. Other peoples’ faces were rueful but also more upbeat than after previous losses. ‘Tomorrow we’ll wake up and still be champions’ I said to anyone who’d listen, shaking a few people’s hands. Another terribly organised exit from the ground. When we eventually got home I sat in the garden with Imogen and drank two pints of water and then the bottle of champagne we’d got just in case and thought more about tomorrow and the days before than the day that had just been. So no discourse here about the pain of penalty shoot-outs in the past and how this one relates to it. I was very not sorry I wasn’t in Budapest facing the exit from the ground and the journey home. I thought about friends who were there. Then I made plans for the parade the following day.

Sunday 31 May

This one: not mine. A still from @kaihavertz29 on Instagram

The bottle of happiness uncorked over this magical period was not going back in. So the parade was always going to be massive and joyful. It seemed like there was no other option. George and I left home three hours before and aimed for a spot on Seven Sisters Road, away from tubes, close to our route to the stadium. Getting there immediately hit a snag as the Northern Line was up the creek, so we detoured to Oakleigh Park, where a very full party train pulled in and took us towards Finsbury Park, somewhere not very suited to very full party trains and tens of thousands of people. So we got off at Harringay and walked for half an hour through relatively quiet streets, eventually getting somewhere else on Seven Sisters, where two hours before there were people waiting but it was possible to get a good spot. Peering down the road it looked like it was already very towards Holloway Road. Young and old people climbed on bus stops, balconies and rooftops nearby. A daytime rave kicked off on the opposite side of the road. Footballs were thrown back and forth. We played lots of rounds of guess the former Arsenal player which peaked at Gervinho. Lots more singing, especially the Eze and Gabriel songs. 

All the while the red smoke billowed out and the excitement grew. Then stewards walked in front of us and the buses arrived, noise ratcheted up further and I could see the outline of familiar players and the trophy. Rice, Timber, Saliba and Gabriel at the front. Saka holding the cup aloft, Calafiori hanging out the side looking immaculate, Gyokeres posing at the back. The women’s bus greeted equally deliriously, even the staff and other peoples bus getting huge cheers. And then gone up the road on the Tour de Islington. George did have to revise so we started to make our way home, eventually walking to Highgate tube. There were Arsenal shirts everywhere. To some extent photos and videos of the day do it justice, the crowd millions strong, on the streets and on rooftops, lampposts, everywhere and anywhere. 

I’m now sitting typing this on a rainy morning two days later. There’s the whole of summer to still go, but the past fortnight is inevitably the time that will sum it up. Hot, sunny and joyful. So much has been said about London showing its true face, a modern and multicultural celebration; dancing, music and happiness everywhere, a party everyone wanted to be a part of. That definitely happened. It also happened so immediately that it’s more present generally than everyone realised. But it also stayed around more intensely and for so long that it’s hard to think that we’re beyond the moment. It might be that the whole thing is just getting started. I hope so. But you also never know. This could never happen again. You’ve got to be a part of it. 

Being a part of May 2026 and being able to share it with everyone has been one of the joys of my life and I will always be grateful for it. 

Autumn 2024 – four journeys

New York

Trying to be clever, I tried staying in Brooklyn. All I managed was to disconnect myself for the few days I was in New York. Brooklyn, another city over the water. Each morning I tried a different way to make the junction to Manhattan between early morning and reality. Up before dawn in the odd haze of jetlag, until the point where everyone else’s day started, the quiet of the city waking up to the clamour of rush hour.

The first day was easy enough. I pointed myself in the direction of Manhattan and walked, over the Manhattan Bridge, and on into the city. Shudderingly noisy with subway trains passing next to me, the bridge is  a walk that goes on forever on a morning when I felt like I had forever. Then bagel and coffee stops once things have opened, and on up towards Union Square. An urban hike. Suddenly I was there.

The second day was September 11 which gave an obvious focal point to the morning. The great light memorials had pierced the sky as I was sitting on a sidewalk table the night before. A view to note, a great and brief few minutes of New York life. Not mine, but I don’t half love it sometimes. Dawn broke as I was crossing the East River. Ground Zero was solemn and busy, and leaving it to hike north up Greenwich Street I saw a driver stubbornly ignoring police instructions, determined to make the hook turn a policeman was insisting was not going to happen. I swapped comments with another observer of this scene, a man who had the easy-going bonhomie I love in Americans. I felt like I knew him quickly but I could never. 

That evening I was uptown, looking for the Metlife scene captured by Neal Adams on the cover of Batman 251. I found it, and the strange alternate reality of the Upper East Side. Same island, but that’s it.

The day of going home meant easing off on the walking just a touch and cycling over Brooklyn Bridge. My main excitement came with a visit to Broad Channel, the strange linear village just past Howard Beach – JFK on the A Train. I had wondered about it so often but been scared to ride beyond my stop to get to it. Then I did, and found an island, a place not really like New York, interesting and melancholy. The subway ride over the water was strange, like floating. Broad Channel melted away once I was in the international quarters of the Departure Lounge, watching the last of the sun before coming home. More corners of New York, more undefined things I want from it and cannot name or have, the moments within Marquee Moon, the Ramones, and all the things I never find.

Hamburg and Stockholm

As my train from Brussels idled into Cologne I thought my connection for Hannover had departed. No rush to go and see. To my mild surprise it was still there but behaving oddly. One door was open with people still filing on board. Every other one was closed. Knowing that 30 minutes after this was a direct train to Hamburg, my final destination, I let it go, after having helped someone else on board without following them. It was a 4am start kind of moment. 

On the later direct train the rest of Germany stretched north into a slow afternoon, industrial cities giving way to vast stretches of countryside, a procession of rivers crossed on high bridges. It came as a surprise then that on arriving in Hamburg I immediately began to panic, wondering what I was doing there, what I would do, and how I would escape that night, even though the night train was quite clearly booked for four hours time. It helped to sit and eat, and even have a beer, though the dream-like evening I had in Altona two years ago would not and could not be beaten. This time I waited in a fret at Hauptbahnhof, willing my train to arrive from Berlin, which it did. I boarded with a contingency of excited English clergy. We made our way with some delays (atonement breaks?) to Stockholm, which I didn’t care much about but took as an excuse to fret further. 

Stockholm on a cool and grey morning merged with an afternoon event, which became a late summer evening chance to swim in the harbour, quiet and solitary with an almost-unconcerned eye on my belongings by the waterside. The sun was hanging in the sky looking wonderful and half-hearted. I felt miles from the city, quite lost in its maze of islands and cycleways, but oddly never far from where I had started. Delayed coming home, it is the memory of the water that remains.

Zagreb to Zurich

Croatia Airlines OU491 from Heathrow to Zagreb being late and annoying seemed to lead to the journey being one of those. I couldn’t find the car picking me up because I was looking in the wrong place, then the car park barriers wouldn’t come up, so it was 2am by the time I got to sleep, and I woke not really knowing where I was, why the alarm was going off or what I had to do next. So one day kind of bled into the next morning, one of those tourism conference days where the best things happen outside the room, and the whole thing is eye-opening as to how world-wide what I do can feel, when it often feels more one-dimensional.

 I headed out into the still-light street and mooched around a bit, liking Zagreb, which gave the impression of looking nice, in a slightly shabby way that made it seem like a less fancy-pants Austro-Hungarian hangover than others. 

From there it was on to the station, with angst more reasonably in check than it is for a flight, especially when the train is already in position an hour or so before departure. The station was a nice enough place to hang around, with a busier feel than, say, Athens or Sofia’s termini, and right in the middle of things especially during rush hour. The train carriage hostel appeared to have closed for the season. While this was nice, the absence of anyone to direct anyone to the right place on the train was slightly disconcerting, but it all seemed to work out ok, and we left very promptly on time. I was surprised to see that within 20 minutes of leaving Zagreb we were in Slovenia, just over the border, having a wagon change, always a deeply silent experience but, in this case, an encouraging one..

Our train rolled on through the long night of little sleep. While I had a ‘private’ cabin (all that 120 Euros could buy, good deal for a long journey and accommodation) this wasn’t a sleeper cabin, but a six-seat compartment with a sliding door lacking a lock, no curtains or bedding. Sleeping wise, you could lie down on either side, and I used my bag as a pillow. Light streamed in from outside and the carriage was noisy. The private bit was open to interpretation, as on several occasions passengers looking for seats came in and tried to sit down. I was happy to insist the old couple went off to their reserved seat, when a teenage girl asked if she could come in for one stop between half midnight and 1am should go elsewhere I felt ungallant, and in hindsight should have been accommodating. DuoLingo German did not allow me to get far into this question before she headed elsewhere. 

Crossing Slovenia and Austria, adding and removing locos and car-carrying wagons with frequent long pauses wasn’t a recipe for a smooth night’s sleep, or very much sleep at all. I didn’t mind too much and enjoyed strolling deserted platforms in the dead of night. At Villach a kind of NIghtjet party, with Italy, Germany and Vienna-bound services congregating for a conga of shunting and loud chat between Austrian Railways staff. 

Along the way there was the odd glimpse of river, of the lake at Zell am See, occasional church towers and Alpine-style houses. No car headlights, a few passengers getting on and off. It was magic. I did doze off between around 4 and 7, waking with a jolt with an announcement at Feldkirch that was seemingly designed to stir all aboard for the 7-minute crossing of Liechtenstein. There was no loco change for crossing one of the world’s smallest countries. Does Liechtenstein even exist? The Alps sat for much of the early morning draped in cloud, with fangs of rock emerging from where the mist hadn’t sunk. Sort of Autumn, or just a continuation of the soggy summer that’s been everywhere. The Swiss frontier was both more of the same and a suggestion of the effortless efficiency that takes over when you’re on a train there.

Somewhere that does exist is Zurich, and I was glad to be back again in what is one of the best places to spend a couple of hours. The sun was out here. A few lungfuls of clean air, a stroll down to the Limmat, a  reviving swim of great and complete loveliness. There’s no time to spend much money on any more than coffee and sandwiches and my third borek in 24 hours. Borek was not getting any less enjoyable. I might switch to an all-Borek diet, a kind of Super-Borek Me experiment. 

From Zurich, the speed-demon TGV Lyria thundered to Paris in little over four hours. I took a bike to Gare du Nord, feeling guilty that such a wonderful city is becoming one long winding lane to change stations, but also loving the feeling of familiarity. I was home in 22 hours, only leaving the rails for that cycle section. 

Marseille, Nice, Genoa

Another early start from London, in the dark until the tunnel and then the familiar emptiness of the north of France. It was exciting and a little hair-raising to cycle between stations in Paris and land in good time for the onward Marseille service. I could have made a Nice direct earlier, but then I wouldn’t have walked a few paces in the windy Mediterranean loftiness around St Charles station, which managed to encapsulate the petit-grot I thought of when I thought of Marseille. It felt exotic and unusual enough to want to return, but not enough to make me regret passing through this briefly. As with seemingly every journey on French trains I was unable to use the ticket barriers and ended up walking through behind someone else. There’s never anyone to ask and no-one cares, plus I always have a valid ticket, but if I were an older passenger, or a more uncertain one I think I’d become a nervous wreck quickly.

Leaving Marseille for Nice our TER train was made up of nostalgia-inducing compartments, much like the Zagreb-Zurich train. Without reservations, mine filled quickly with people and luggage. An old French lady began chatting to me and I got a few words out, but an equally ancient Indian couple, who spoke no French, needed to displace her bag and I found myself mediating, and then chatting with the man of the couple. He turned out to be a former Army captain, author of a book on how to win in business using the lessons of the Indian Army, and was interested in every aspect of British politics and life. So thoughts of checking on my own homework when writing up this route for a recent book went out the window, and instead I explained Brexit, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Rishi Sunak and seemingly dozens of other topics. Possibly the longest conversation I’ve had for a few years. It reminded me of my own visit to India, and made me want to go back.

Nice’s Gare de Ville is a stately place with an ambience of grand touring Victorians, but that was about the size of the appeal of the city for me. A storm had blown in, knocking out much of the fun of rambling around. There was a distant sense of the ancient city in the pastel-walled lanes of the old town but I could hardly find it. My hotel was empty and charmless, places to eat were either rain-drenched tourist places or nice-looking but expensive neighbourhood haunts that didn’t jump to welcome a lone male entering nervously. Would I welcome me into such an establishment over my sophisticated and regularly-visiting neighbours? In the end I went in mild desperation but also a touch of contrary excitement for Hippopotamus, the French equivalent of an Aberdeen Steak House, pretty good and pretty good value. Really it felt like there was nothing to wait around here for.

By the next morning the storm had cleared, trains had resumed and the last of France ran away to the south-east. My journey to the Italian border was a commuter service through the broader metropolitan that stretches almost uninterrupted from Nice to Italy. Most of the train was heading for Monte Carlo, whose station was fancifully built into a mountain even though it didn’t look like it needed to be. The water around Monaco was full of yachts, and the tower blocks clinging to the hillside looked as ridiculous as the streets beneath them promised to be. West and east of there the towns were smaller, with breathtakingly-located houses mixed with more humdrum signs of everyday life. It must be unbearable here in the summer, full of prats farting around with their phones. A vast cruise ship dominated Villefranche sur Mer’s otherwise lovely aspect. The sun glinted off the sea passing the small beach at Roquebrune. 

On sections of this trip I played back a journey I made when interrailing, along this coast on a dream-like summer’s night, my companion rewinding and playing the same song over and over to burn the moment into their memory – I hope it stayed like it has for me. And sorry about other aspects of the trip, and other things too – I didn’t always get things right then, as now.

Travelling past Menton with no fanfare at all we arrived in Italy, to Ventimiglia, a definition of run-down looking lovely, with the backsides of buildings hanging over a high point of the town, with orange and red buildings and the tower of a church. The lower part of town, like much of what came further down the line, was low-rise, post-war and facing the sea. Italians are laid-back  but also uncompromising in lifestyle – so long stretches of beach are not of great fascination. But it’s also not everyday I get to ride a train like this through a part of Europe that’s new, so, very good and thankful for that. 

Coming into Genoa at journey’s end was the start of a working weekend, and it was a jolt out of the solitary headspace of travel to be in whatever work mode, looking for my hotel and looking at a press trip-type itinerary. Before that, walking into Genoa was a surprise. It felt much older than I’d expected, once inside the still-visible gateposts of the old city there was a souq-type atmosphere, a mix of Italian street scene and north African hustle-bustle, almost like Marrakesh’s lanes, or Lisbon’s Alfama district. There appeared to be a large number of heavily made up women dressed for an evening out at lunchtime, which being dim took me some time to realise that there was a large number of street walkers out and about. Genoa is and remains a port city first and foremost. It was quite confronting to walk along narrow lanes with this side of life being lived in front of me. My hotel, one of many converted medieval and renaissance palaces I’d visit over that weekend, was located off one of the main drags, facing out onto the city’s vast commercial port. As I checked in a vast cruise ship arrived into the city, its temporary inhabitants being bussed off I assumed to the Cinque Terre. It was like staying behind the curtain.

Two days in Genoa were spent in the company of tourism officials, who were very kind hosts and rightly proud of what was beautiful in their city (a lot). The street snack of focaccia covered in pesto was green, greasy and tasty. The highlight was a visit to the apartment home of one man whose bedroom was covered in frescoes and put in the shade many galleries I’ve visited. He invited everyone to lie down on his bed and take in the view. I bet that’s worked for him a few times in the past. Out of his lounge window was the stripey city cathedral, with late Roman statuary staring out at soggy passers-by. I got a window into the relaxed, civilised and old-world life of this city, a little out of the way of the rest of Italy, with this port-city window on the world kind of feeling. 

After all this I wanted to go home, I was scared for no good reason I wouldn’t be able to. I had three different routes planned to try and make it possible. I hated the one I’d chosen but it got me home the quickest so I did it. With minimal fuss, my Sunday morning flight took off and banked away from the Ligurian Sea. Now I am looking back and the views were fine.

Skye swimming

Swimming at the Fairy Pools, it seems, ain’t what it used to be. At least if the crowds of people aiming exactly for that spot are anything to go by, if you decide to take a dip there you’ll have a lot of company. But the Cuillin Hills feed many streams and rivers, and as I cycled past the parking spot for the pools I opted not to stop and instead see what else was around.

I didn’t have to look far. A little further on down the valley two chaps come marching down the hillside not in fleeces and waterproofs but wetsuits with hoods. They look a little surprised when I ambush them and ask for their swimming spot, but give up the goods. Towel tucked under arm I stroll up under the Cuillin, dropping down into the first pool I find. I am not alone. Two Italian boys appear to be passing the day here, throwing stones, taking photos and washing their hair. They express a satisfying amount of disbelief that I am planning a dip. This then requires a spot of insouciance as I am now representing my nation in a toughness contest, and I am the only participant.

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Cold water, as it always is, is an instant thrill, and this pool offers another. At its head is a waterfall, gushing blue-white into the deep water, its upper pool fed by another cascade. The fall is powerful, and I try to swim into it but keep getting pushed away. After a few minutes I’m ready to get out, and it seems I have inspired one of the Italians to get in himself. First, he removes his clothes. He has a deeply admirable physique, and proceeds to perform handstands on a nearby rock. And then the splits while doing a handstand. He has continental small briefs on. Next to him I surely appear a pale wastrel. At least I am a pale wastrel who swims in cold water. He swims too and I leave them to it.

But I’m not yet done with this swim, and after warming in the sun for a while I head back for a late evening swim. The Italians are still there, still throwing stones, but don’t manage to follow me in the second time. No fairies to be seen, but a swim like something from another life. How wonderful and how fortunate I have been to have found myself in Glenbrittle, under the mountains, in the rushing water, a mix of air and noise and cold.

Özil in Sofia

Sofia is the Hellenistic word and concept of wisdom. A beautiful word, it graces the embodiment of the divine on earth, Hagia Sophia in old Constantinople, and names the capital of Bulgaria. I’d never visited before, but this week was in town to watch Arsenal. That means a slightly different trip to a regular exploration: a day trip, with an early start at each end, limited time to explore, and a focus on football as well ferreting out Ottoman and Cold War era things to see and do.

I doubt Mesut Özil concerned himself much with Alexander Levsky Cathedral and Icon Exhibition in the crypt, nor pined for the forest stew cuisine and live beer on offer in a side-street mehane. But that evening in the National Stadium he pulled off something no-one there will ever forget.

A few years ago I was spellbound by Tomas Rosicky’s goal to settle a North London derby. Six seconds of sprinting from the halfway line to beat the advancing keeper. It’s my favourite Arsenal goal of recent years. But Özil eclipsed that in ten seconds of mesmerising skill, grace and magic on this night in Sofia.

The game had been exciting and still low-key in the first half. Ludogorets Razgrad, not exactly one of the great names in European football and shoed 6-0 in the reverse fixture in London had raced into a two-goal lead. Happy drunkards in the away section turned alternately angry and and then placated, yet rapidly getting cold and tired as Arsenal pulled back to 2-2 at half time.

The second half was pretty tepid, the falling temperature and mist rolling off Balkan hillsides not doing much to inspire, and we seemed to be heading for a draw.

In a flash everything changed. Mohammed Elneny’s instant pass sent Özil , not usually the player furthest forward, sprinting in on goal. The keeper came out, Özil stabbed an awkwardly bouncing ball upwards and over him, and as it spun to the ground he dropped his shoulder and nudged the ball to his left. He then feinted, accomplishing all of this in a second or two and sending two defenders to the floor, but flying in different directions. Now in space, after one more touch he swept the ball into the goal.

In the away end, a mixture of astonishment and delirium, and the moment was instantly shared with Özil who ran over to our section of the ground. A flare was set off, somehow, given the three searches carried out before coming in. I found myself yelling ‘you ***** beauty!’, standing on the back of two seats. I’m reading a book about the early history of football at the moment, which talks a lot about how football was not a passing game at first, with great skill in dribbling valued above all else. Those founding fathers, fond as they were of hacking away at each others shins, would surely have looked on in wonder that their basic game had reached the point where such a moment was possible.

Since then that goal and the moments before and after it have lodged themselves in the happy part of my brain, where they will long remain. Remembering it when getting up at 4am to catch the flight home puts as much of a spring in your step as is humanly possibly at 2am UK time.

Football, wisdom, wonder all in one moment. Simply wonderful.

Iceland notes

Grundarfjordur, Saturday, 9pm, light

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Light, light, light. Iceland in June and there is no darkness. When you choose to stop and take a moment here there is no wind, no rain, and no noise either. The tapping of the keyboard and the background noise of another guest making a call is all there is.

This town is a sort of point of nothing further, and the end of the road after a frantic and spectacular 30 hours or so in Iceland. At numerous points on this quick-fire raid on the west of the country I have had cause to note how lucky I am, and how this is quite the most spectacular landscape of any place that I have ever visited.

Tonight, as the cloud wafts over Kirkjufell, standing sentinel over the north of the town, both those thoughts are coming into my head again.

I had meant to hit the ground running in Iceland, and take in Pingvellir on my way to my bed at Borgarnes, north of Rejkyavik . The road leading up to the Ping from Reykjavik, up through the Mosfell valley was an immediate thud to the senses, green hills and ribbons of river poking through the cloud and light, persistent rain.

Pingvellir was interesting and the first place I found a smattering of other tourists completing an afternoon golden circle. Two groups of divers kitted up for a plunge in the Silfra streams that fill in the rifts in the valley floor stood apart, the mooched off towards unseen depths.

It is very lovely. Even so, Magnus Magnusson makes it sound better than it is, playing up the huge historical significance of the site.

I drove straight on, north onto route 550, past a sign warning anyone with a rental car not to drive off the road. the road was gravel, but still a road. I drove on. And after ten rattly miles or so of gritted teeth I found myself in what looked like Tibet, or what I thought Tibet would look like. Land stripped of vegetation, blue rivers cutting over bleached rock, and glacial lakes. At one point I reached a junction and turned left. It felt like the remotest place on earth.

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There had been coaches of people at Pingvellir. I saw no-one for the best part of two hours. After what felt more like a lifetime, with Felt and Cocteau Twins, wild and strange on soundtrack I arrived, a little frazzled and elated, into Borgarnes, sweet in its own way, for a dip in the B&Bs hot-pot, a garage dinner and an attempt to sleep.

I was up early, early enough to have breakfast and sneak out before the Finnish couple I was sharing the B&B got up. As they were Finnish, I reckon they’d have cowered in their room until midday had I continued to clatter round. Either way I was on my way across the flat, Lewis-like scenery that led to Snaefellsnes what felt like early, early, early.

The first few miles slipped by in the excitement of the new day, and looking back at the map there is nothing until a waterfall that I scrambled up a steep track to get as close to as I could.

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That set the tone for the day, driving a little, seeing something interesting, strolling over to it, or up it, eat a jelly baby, repeat.

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Volcanic cones, odd rock outcrops, waves crashing on rocks. And then there was the turning to Ondvandarnes, and the strip of golden sand where the buried Viking was found, and a swim in the Greenland Sea. As I like annoying my father by telling him every time I swim somewhere cold or unusual or indeed any time I swim outdoors as he seems unable to do it I quickly told him I’d done that, too. ‘Most morbid swim’ he suggested on account of the cadaver who spent a few centuries under the sand.

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Given the intensely beautiful scenery all around me, I initially regretted taking a few hours out of it to go whale spotting. I shouldn’t have. Three hours gazing at the water ended up being nearly five in the company of so many orcas and sperm whales the crew were laughing. Top ocean predators. Top everything.

Sunday in brief

I woke up in Grundarfjordur, with Kirkjufell glowering behind cloud and hurried to use the shared bathroom before anyone slowed me down, then similarly gobbled breakfast, made up the last of my rolls and fled.

On the road by half past seven and at the Stikkisholmur turn-off at just after eight. I decided against heading here, Iceland’s towns not holding much allure. The ferry to the Westfjords would have to wait for another time.

After an hour of more incredible views I had driven back to Borgarnes, where I summoned the nerve to go for a swim in the local pool. First you must follow signs telling you which parts of your body to wash before getting in. Bollocks, armpits, ears. It makes sense really. Other people’s filth should not be a bathing companion.

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The pool was warm enough to feel welcoming, and after 20 lengths I headed for the hot pots where aged locals were swapping gossip. Never one to wallow for too long I was soon off again, resolving to see Reykjavik with the remainder of what remained. The only people up in the capital on Sunday mornings, however, were other tourists, and I was only really keen on seeing the Íslendingabók, the chronicle of the settlement of Iceland, and the spot where Ingólfur Arnarson had thrown his high seat pillars , deciding where to settle on being the first person to arrive in Iceland. The book was hugely understated, and the museum it was in underwhelming, while the statue was very fine, if a most unlikely place for some rods to have washed up on the shore, being as it is on top of a hill.

And that was all there was to the capital, I think. Possibly a bit harsh but I wouldn’t bother next time apart from to try a few of the swimming pools.

In fact i decided to spend my last hour looking round Reykjanes peninsula, which was flatter and more like Lewis (lots of Iceland looks like Lewis) than other bits, but interesting nonetheless. At one point I happened upon a family rushing to watch the local football team kick off and I wished I had longer, maybe forever, to be in Iceland.

Back in the real world and somehow still outside of it I flew on to Washington for the usual undignified schlepp through US immigration to catch my onward flight. I put having tried to leave my passport at immigration down to being mentally still on a road in rural Iceland. After what seemed like a dozen more hurdles I arrived in Franklin, Tennessee. I can’t think of a great contrast involving travel in the western hemisphere.

When I read these words back I have done a disservice to the excitement and wonder of those few hours in Iceland. Take these words and pump them up with breathtaking Icelandic air and views.

Innsbruck – The world’s most scenic airport?

Innsbruck from the Nordkette rope railway

Innsbruck is a fine town: the capital of the Austrian region of Tyrol and a magnet for winter sports enthusiasts, some of whom are not incredibly tedious about their love for sliding down a snowy mountain.

Unusual: Innsbruck taxi driver watches Turkish soaps streamed via mobile phone. While driving me into town.

It is unusual then that it’s airport is one of the best things about it. There are plenty of places in the world where the route out is the most attractive thing about the town, but Innsbruck’s aviation hub offers a  few attractions others cannot match. in fact, I’m going to stick my neck out and say it is the world’s mist beautifully-situated airport.

Scenic rubbish-storage area at INN

Simon Calder recently wrote that INN (Innsbruck Kranebitten) is a category C airport, one requiring great diligence and feats of piloting than softy hubs elsewhere. This means landing is a treat, and the brief seconds of wind-blown Alpine air before passengers are herded onto a shuttle bus to shuttle 30 metres is a joy. It is, however, taking a flight out of here that is a real treat.

I woke this morning on a fine, cold winter’s day in the City with the river Inn and the Nordkette mountain range looking lovely after fresh snow overnight. After one of those odd middle-European breakfast buffets (‘Can I offer you some cold meat, cheese, herring and black bread for your morning repast? This way sir. Your neighbours will all glare and you and silently smoke as you enjoy your meal.’) I took the cab ride to the airport, a ten minute hop from the Old Town.

The Terminal is small and nothing special, but on all sides is fringed by towering mountains. twenty miles or so to the east is the Brenner Pass, and this is some of the highest terrain in the Alps. Once through security the glass wall that forms the barrier between waiting area and runway offers an unbroken panorama of breathtaking mountains.

View from the Departures area

That’s it, really. A beautifully situated small airport with huge windows. This is one airport worth getting to early and buying a cup of the very good coffee served here. ‘Eine Macchiato’ is the phrase you’re after.

Anyone know of an airport with a lovelier setting?

Eritrea’s amazing cableway

If you haven’t been to Eritrea then you’re not alone – but you are missing out.

The tiny Horn of Africa state hasn’t been a country for very long. It gained independence from Ethiopia, after a protracted insurgency, in 1991, cutting its former landlord off from the Red Sea in the process.

Where is Eritrea?

The few visitors who have ventured to this remote corner of Africa are tempted by tales of Asmara, the country’s enigmatic capital. The Italian occupation of Eritrea from 1890 to 1941 left behind a rich and astonishingly complete legacy of Modernist architecture. If you can’t get there Edward Denison’s Asmara: Africa’s Secret Modernist City is a wonderful compendium of the wonders that await. It’ll probably make you go, by the way. That’s no bad thing.

There’s more to Eritrea than this, including excellent diving and vague archaeological sites you can have all to yourself, but Asmara was what drew me here. After a day or so of strolling around laid-back streets, sipping macchiatos in old-school cafes on Harnet Avenue and joining Asmarinos on their nightly passegiata peregrination around the city I was ready to explore further. There was another reason:  I fell over in Cinema Impero while trying to make my way in pitch blackness to a seat. Two vintage Modernist seats gave way. It was time to leave town before I broke anything else.

I offered to pay for the breakages but they wouldn't let me

There are two options for getting to the coast at Massawa, a bombed-out Zanzibar with a similarly timeless atmosphere. One is to club together with a load of railway enthusiasts and charter a train. The more usual one is to hop on a minibus which gets loaded with people, shopping and the odd goat for the seventy mile, 2000m descent to the coast.

It wasn’t always like this though. One other legacy of colonial rule was one of the most unusual forms of transport: the cable-car system known as the Teleferica Massaua-Asmara. This strange and very long system of cables, way-stations and goods carts was the fastest way to shift goods from the port to capital, and as you can see from this photo the odd passenger snuck on board.

The system was dismantled by British administrators of the area when the Italians w ere overwhelmed in 1941 but some traces do remain.

On the journey from Asmara to Massawa the road plunges through hairpin after hairpin, and if you can take your eyes off the road which is much easier going up than down you start to notice huge concrete blocks dotted along the route, These are the bases for the pylons that carried the cable way. Have a look at the Trainweb link at your leaisure. It is another rich source of information, reproducing a brochure produced at the time lauding the cableway, and gives you a good idea of how different the landscape would have looked with this audacious creation in operation.

This picture’s caption notes that it was taken, by John Brantley, while stationed in Eritrea at the Kagnew station in the 1940s. It’s a Wikimedia Commons image and I am indebted to him for posting it.

There have been, astonishingly, other cableways of similar long lengths. The COMILOG cableway ran between Gabon and the Republic of Congo for nearly fifty miles between 1959 and 1986. There’s fun to be had around the web finding out more.

You should visit Eritrea but you may not wish to rush. Power cuts and shortages marked my visit and those who have been more recently suggest that travel permits are widely required. It is a beautiful and friendly country but not without troubles. I didn’t do it for you by Michala Wrong is a vivid and readable history.

Cableways are cool and Eritrea is a unique place.

An Oxfordshire village

Warborough, just down the road from Dorchester in Oxfordshire, is not really on the way to anywhere. It’s not in the Cotswolds, nor is it located by the steadily-widening Thames which rolls by at Standlake. It’s not even on one of the sweet tributaries to Old Father Thames, like the Evenlode Or the Windrush, which meander through the county offering wild swimmers the promise of a dip in idyllic – if possibly not deep enough – fresh river water.

Maybe that’s why it’s managed to escape anyone’s attention this long. For this is a perfect English village, dating back millennia, A small slice of Eden hiding in the bullrushes away from the modern world.

To describe the place is to make bricks and mortar Ray Davies’ Vision of England immortalised and satirized in the 1969 classic The Village Green Preservation Society, and to offer a case study for WG Hoskins’ History of the English Landscape. I’m no local historian, by the way, so apologies if my observations are inaccurate in any way. I was distracted, you see.

Let’s start with the village green, Warborough’s open heart and gateway to fields and, beyond, the Thames valley and Vale of the White Horse. on the way here you might pass the picture postcard pub and what looks like a tithe barn. Replace goalposts and swings with strip-mined fields and pasture and you could have stepped back centuries. there’s nought more modern in the churchyard, where a Norman/early Gothic tower looms over a typically higgle-piggle house of worship. the Parish church has seen off the Wesleyan Chapel nearby, a reminder of a great revolution in faith from the nineteenth century that seems scarcely conceivable now.

Pub, fields, barn, green. Add ancient houses and no tourists whatsoever and you have a well-kept secret that makes for a lovely detour if you’re south of Oxford with time to tarry.

The back door to the Lakes

Distant Wasdale

The best way to reach the lakes? The snaking, traffic-trodden M6? Crammed up against a beer-bellied chap with a large bag on a west coast mainline train to Oxenholme or Penrith, then begging a lift? How about none of the above?

Lost in the world of modern railways is the Cumbria Coast Line, a two-coach throwback to another era, complete with request stops, signal-box attendants who double as gate-keepers for level crossings and an abundance of wonderful scenery. You’re probably not surprised by the looming, brooding fells – though Cumbrians are a no-nonsense bunch and you won’t see poets scribbling lines in awe of the hills on board – but the delicate wetlands, estuaries and tidal flats of the coast are less celebrated. Yet this is a journey to savour.

In fact, the Cumbria Coast line may save you time too. The south-western fells around Wasdale are notoriously time-consuming to get to from the motorway. If Langdale and Borrowdale are an hour from the big roads, Wasdale can be close to double that. Ravenglass, Drigg and Seascale are all ten miles or so from the western tip of Wasdale, and can be reached from London, with kind connections, in four and a half hours.

The lakes unfold slowly and deliberately. Just north of Lancaster station, where you’ll leave the main line unless bound to do so at Preston by a service running fewer options, you’ll get your first view if the mountains glowering at Morecambe Bay. Though this is the best known of the tidal flats n the Lancashire and Cumbria coasts it is by no means the only one. Carnforth, famous as the setting for Brief Encounter, is next, with rusting boilers from steam engines sitting alongside mighty diesels at Steamtown, an open-air museum dedicated to locos from the past. At Barrow-in-Furness, where the Royal Navy’s submarines are built you change from the zippy sprinters services to the Cumbria  Coast line proper.

There’s more for rail-buffs of all ages at Ravenglass, close to my one journeys end. Here L’al Ratty, a narrow-gauge railway, climbs up to eskdale on a very scenic journey. Muncaster Castle next door offers tamer appeal, with gardens alive with colour year round.

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Request a stop at Drigg and have the station to yourself

The route crosses some of England’s most isolated spots, hiding amidst the folds of assorted Lakeland river estuaries, the North Sea and the cloud-covered Fells. The sun is intermittently blinding with the kind of fresh, sharp light that rain and breeze puts into sharpest focus.  Who needs to travel this beautiful stretch of the Cumbrian coast on a Thursday afternoon, bound for Ravenglass, Seascale and Carlisle? No-one except me it seems. So I have the train to myself until I get off at Drigg, a request stop. Requesting it seemed to surprise the Guard, whose tone of replying ‘really?’ to my request lends me to think that either no-one ever does or that it’s really not my kind of town. To my right, the bracken is a bright orangey-brown on steep, hummocky hills.

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Burnmoor Tarn, reached via the Old Corpse Road from Wasdale

The highlights of this journey are many. On the first leg to Barrow in Furness, the crossings of the Kent and Leven viaducts are astonishing, ever-changing vistas. Water and mountains are everywhere yet the train appears suspended, almost floating above it all. It looks more like the north-west of Scotland than the Lakes. A golf course with links on rocky promontories looms into view, then quickly passes. Wading birds find safe havens in the oxbows and inlets, the seagrass and sands out the window.

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Oliver’s Gill: good scrambling

As I get off at Drigg, I wait while the train pulls away bound for distant Sellafield, Whitehaven and Carlisle. There’s much more to explore on the coast, but I’m headed inland via a wonderful road where the mountains reveal themselves through folds of foothills. And then there it is: Wastwater. Not the biggest, not the most spectacular of the lakes but for me, the one that takes the prize as the biggest classic. As I slowly cycle its length to journeys end, the calm of England’s greatest landscape is already working its magic. If I were to stay forever would anyone mind?

Wasdale sunset

Greetings to the new government

And here are five travel-related pearlers to get your gnashers into:

Volcanic ash
The new government may have come into existence with UK airspace open but today some UK travellers are suffering from disrupted journeys. The major disruption of last month was only fixed when it got everyone’s attention after a slow start with attention elsewhere: let’s hope concentration and precedent is enough to ensure everyone’s getting it as right as possible.

British Airways
Britain’s flag carrier remains beset by the threat of industrial action. BA are a great airline and all this is doing them no favours. There may be a conciliatory role to be played by a new Business Secretary.

Air Passenger Duty
The travel industry would love a reduction – or outright removal – of APD, the ‘environmental tax’ designed to curb our enthusiasm for hopping on planes everywhere. They might just get their way as one early policy suggests a per-plane tax should replace a per-passenger one. It’s not clear what this means yet, but it is similarly unlikely to result in a reduction in the number of people flying, or the number of planes in the sky. Might it result in airlines packing in more passengers? Some airlines might. others are less likely.

Heathrow Expansion
The third runway will not go ahead. Therefore, alternatives must be considered. Is the solution to the south-east’s congested skies to be found in the Thames Estuary, Madrid or in serious attempts to wean us off flying? Or do we just muddle along making do while Schiphol and Frankfurt grab passengers with better facilities, more comfort and fewer delays?

High-speed rail
Labour Transport Secretary Lord Adonis was a champion of high-speed rail and his enthusiasm for steel wheels will be much-missed under a new regime. The fate of High Speed 2 – a fast rail link from London to Birmingham and beyond – is unclear. Is the journey between first and second city so sluggish that a few extra minutes shaved off makes all the difference? Or would the money be better invested, as some commentators have suggested in track, train and station upgrades nationwide?