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Paris – Venice

I thought the silence would be ominous. But the nighttime sounds of the Venetian Lagoon never really went to sleep. My room on Murano had a wonderful window on the moon reflecting the water over to the Lido, the starry night sky, and constant soundtrack of boats puttering back and forth, the occasional whirring warble of a curlew, the waves washing on the wall. 

All of this and the after-wire of two busy work events, regular work seeming to explode in a froth of vengeant resistance to me being away, and a lack of trust in a 4.39am vaporetto to the mainland turning up meant I’d found sleep hard to come by. Waking up, what now feels like a thousand years ago, was physically painful. But I was outside the ferry stop in good time, and an even earlier boat emerged out of the darkness. I got on it, in fact I got on it wrong way. I know I had erred in some way because the guard told me off. Not that I really cared: I was relieved the journey was starting in good time for the first connection.

Venice is not really dry land but I was soon on it and able to walk through the kind of silence I’d been expecting on Murano, strolling over bridges and down narrow alleys of Cannaregio, eventually disappointed to find that I was on the direct, broad route to Santa Lucia station. This station is almost holy ground for me, where despite the excesses and crowds of Venice its magic works like a dream or time travel made real. There are times when you’ve never seen anything like it, when it almost hurts your eyes to keep seeing such beauty, and here it’s always the first time again, and minutes on the steps of Santa Lucia are riven through with the magic of the place. Just for a little while, like last time, I had the place all to myself. 

Another quietly welcome arrival at the station was my Italo train to Milano Centrale, unfussily doing the business across Italy’s Northern Line. Padua, Verona, Lake Garda all gone by before dawn, and into Milan for the morning rush. No sleeping on this train whatever the plan might have been, just a fun trip to the coffee vending machine and on into the European day.

Milan was busy – it’s always busy – and the station wowed like each time. It’s not routine coming through here by any means, but it’s usually a staging post to reach into Switzerland, and today I was Basel-bound rather than Zurich. 

Our inter-city service slouched. First, it sat unhurriedly in the tunnel that marks the frontier between Italy and Switzerland. Then it waited at Chiasso for an age. The same at Lugano, and again at Arth-Goldau, on the other side of the Gotthard Base Tunnel. A good thing it was that in between Switzerland was sunny, green and holding on to late summer. Strange too I’d never really noticed passing the Rutli Meadow, where Switzerland was founded, nor Tellsplatte, where (waffle about William Tell). I don’t really know who he is to be honest. I almost made alternative plans than my booked route to Basel, where I was aiming for a Rhine swim, thinking I could backtrack instead to familiar and safe swimming territory in Zurich and catch my TGV to Paris at its start there. In the end the train was cancelled from Zurich to Basel, so right decision. 

Basel was not quite the fizz-bomb of city I had been led to believe, or hoped. While Venice and had been sunny and late season if Venice does that kind of thing, as had the Alps, Basel felt like summer had passed and while it was still sitting outside weather, you’d do so in long trousers and a fetching jumper. I thought of the riverside boardwalk in Zurich, with its middle-European energy, and kicked myself a bit even if I had come here to do something different on a train change in Switzerland.

Basel likes to present itself as a swimming destination, somewhere to arrive, pick up a fish-shaped waterproof bag, wander down to the Rhine and then float off like a delighted seal for several miles. The challenges for the temporary visitor, in reality, are legion. Firstly, the would-be swimmer must pick up one of said bags, and, unless they have a hotel room or other location to deposit other things, ensure the vast majority of their possessions are in a locker at Basel SBB station. Or leave it all on the riverbank, float off and collect it. Or leave it downriver, walk back upriver and then hope it’s all still there. Either way, in 2026 – and I would think generally – doing this whole thing without shoes would be very difficult. The Rhine had been at historically low levels after the long hot summer and has yet to recover. The fish-shaped bag I am sure would have worked very well but mine stayed dry. I satisfied myself with a refreshing, if brief, plunge and stationery swim against the current so I kept my stuff in sight. The annoyance was mainly because I can see how fun this could be, albeit I stand by my view that both Zurich and Bern are better river swimming destinations unless you live there. I wish I had gone to Zurich. It must be said there was something to be said for having been in the Rhine, such a storied river. Writing this the next day I am already feeling much more upbeat about having sone this at all than not having done the whole thing badly.

No-one else was swimming as I walked back downstream, work continuing to intrude on my attempts to have a day of thinking about a different thing that is also work, updating my recent experience for the trains book by going on some of them, rather than just reading about it. But that didn’t seem to be the order of the day, so I made calls and updated messages as I walked along the Rhine, with the aim of mind of reaching the German border, and then when I noticed that the French one met a few miles downstream thought I might cycle there too. All Basel’s Lime bikes seem to have become mini-scooters so I avoided that on principle and instead got on a bus back to the station. 4am was starting to catch up on me but still being in Switzerland (just) hope was at hand. An unpromising canteen-type location by the station served up a large beer, a rosti cooked with lumps of cheese and bacon and with a fried egg on top because hey, chickens can be neutral too. It all lasted about five minutes. 

It turned out coming to Basel rather than Zurich had one advantage. My evening TGV Lyria to Paris, scheduled to start in Zurich, was running short from Basel so anyone wanting to get it from the original start was in for a surprise when they got to the station. This also meant my train was in position at quai 33, one the France-facing bay platforms in Basel. By this point I was mildly delirious and happy to board early, watching a procession of travellers running with bags and cases as the doors closed. We left five minutes late and ran a delay as far as the penultimate stop of Belfort-Montelimard TGV, one of those stops that you have absolutely no idea where it is or why anyone gets on or off there. Was it around Dijon? Looking at the map, I don’t really know where Dijon is either. Once presented with a clear run in to Paris the driver opened up the throttle and we bollocked to Gare de Lyon, making up a ten minute delay. 

And so on to the last stop for the day. Paris is, by reputation and reality, a wonderfully alive city at night, with people sitting out on the streets and walking and cycling everywhere. Without fuss it’s become a fantastic bike city, not in the ordered sense of Copenhagen or the Amsterdam way of everyone biking in firm charge of the streets, but in anarchic fashion, with a huge variety of two-wheelers bashing round Place de la Bastille, whirring round in all directions. It’s so much more fun than doing battle with what’s going on underground, and I jumped on a Lime to get to my hotel near Gare de l’Est. Riding parallel to Canal Saint Martin for the last section of the ride young people were out everywhere, having one impromptu waterside gathering after another, which seemed at one point to merge into a kind of open-air rave. The silent timeless lanes of Venice it wasn’t. I loved everything about this day. 

And now home to London and England, under the sea, planets away.

The Wanderer

“Oft him anhaga are gebideð,
metudes miltse, þeah þe he modcearig
geond lagulade longe sceolde
hreran mid hondum hrimcealde sæ,
wadan wræclastas. Wyrd bið ful aræd!”

London to Stockholm II

I found this, from September 2024 in a dusty corner of my Notes app and thought I’d better publish it.

Sitting beneath the enormous blue PHILIPS sign on platform 8 at Hamburg Hauptbahnhof, not too long now to wait, I hope, for the night train to Stockholm. I’ve been here before, along these tracks, following these long lines north, but not for some time, and each time different.

The first time, whacking through weeds in another time entirely, aiming for Oslo when this whole no-flying idea first started gaining some traction as an idea. Dispatched by my then-boss with a not entirely serious suggestion. I went for it and booked, in a very old-fashioned way, a sleeper from Brussels to Hamburg from where I’d make my way on by day trains, arriving the following evening in Norway’s capital. Except I wouldn’t, and I didn’t. The old DB CityNightLine train basically failed on leaving Paris, arriving hours late into Brussels, enough for an acquaintance with the same idea to be scared off, back onto planes. I stuck with it, and had a journey of memorable torment. First my couchette was locked from the inside and the other chap had no wish to let me in. Then that train gave up somewhere around Dortmund. The latter stages involved an unscheduled night in Gothenburg that I managed to reach by some miracle in time to find a hotel that was still open, and then took an early morning train on to Oslo arriving around 15 hours late. I think that was when I started drinking coffee, having slunk in desperation into a waterside Hamburg cafe I’ve never quite been able to pinpoint again.

The next time here was on the way home from Denmark, a visit to Aalborg on the first post-Covid trip, to Anders’ conference. An emotional journey. Gazing at the lines south through Jutland I stopped over in Ribe, then crossed the border for Hamburg and flew home. Germany was still in the grip of masking mania, strange and paranoid and gone, probably forever. Only a year later, this time with my family, sprinting to Hamburg from London in a day and then spending two lovely nights here exploring, fantastic hot days around the city, sticky evenings in a hotel separated from Lake Alster by a four-lane road (bad booking).

And then, again, with the journey becoming a habit, sent by work, partially sending myself, on an early version of the same night train I rode on this trip, a journey initially cancelled altogether, and then reinstated through begging a work favour getting a better compartment than I would have got anyway. That night, pre-departure around Altona station has become something of a myth in itself, the perfect beer, late-summer sunshine, the rolling north into the sleepy silence of the border, and waking up to bright, cold sunshine in what was most definitely a different country. 

Which brings me to today, a day of a 5am start, a 6am queue and a 7am departure from London. I’d become concerned that this journey would be impacted by delays at German borders and in Germany, and I was proved wrong on the first count, but right on the second. And as the delay started at the border I am going to declare myself technically correct on both. Things were pretty rosy up to Aachen, rolling smoothly along through the Ardennes, followed by the kind of ominous halt that makes someone like me with 20 minutes to change trains very twitchy. I continued to twitch approaching Cologne, where another pair of stops were thrown in for good measure, meaning my onward train wasn’t even shown as an available connection. As it was going to Berlin, requiring a change in Hannover and I could see a direct service 20 mins behind I ran half-heartedly for it, but didn’t force myself through closing doors, instead getting my ticket stamped as being valid for the next service. This one, despite leaving late, pootled along very happily. One lovely aspect of the journey to Hamburg is the growing feeling of leaving densely populated towns behind for farmland interspersed with increasingly broad rivers as you get further north. It doesn’t feel like there is very much between Munster and Bremen and Bremen and Hamburg, just time and space to sit and think, or not think, or nod off for a bit. The train emptied around me. It was very relaxing. 

And then it was a shock to arrive into the business of Hamburg, where everyone’s clearly been hiding all this time. In fact, it set off an odd but strong sense of panic, which unsettled me walking from the station. It’s not a bad bet that I need food, drink or to stand still when that happens, so I tried all three, bringing unexpectedly a very large schnitzel into my life at the point it was most urgent. Recovering enough to pace round some more, I explored the elegant streets of the Harvesthude area, where I was invited to join in a social event for strangers in a craft beer bar (no thank you) and walked along the lake, and back through the city to this bench on platform 8 where the gently delayed trains are, to no-ones surprise, rolled in slowly.

One train to rule them all entered Hamburg HBF exactly when it should and left exactly when it should, and that happily was my train, bound for Stockholm. An inexplicable party of Church of England clerics crowded into my carriage, but melted away behind the doors of the night compartments. I was settling in to mine without time to fret about punctuality when we pulled smoothly out, heading north. The elan – not often a word associated with night services – with which we headed towards Flensburg and the Danish border banished any thoughts of lateness. Inevitably this lasted as far as the next frontier, where we ground to a halt for a slow loco change, elongated by indecision about whether we were having passports checked or not. It was past 1am by the time we left Padborg, and I finally fell asleep, waking at 5 with the noise of travelling through the tunnel section of the Oresund crossing smashing through the open window. I’m not complaining, I left the window open, I liked it. The criss-cross girders of the bridge itself emerged through the dark and I dozed off again, missing what must have been some more shunting slowdowns as, when I woke up, we were running 90 minutes down. This meant a cross between a relaxed morning and a growing sense of irritation, which wound itself up into something of a cycle. The latter stages of the journey involved pulling in to a succession of identical-looking southern Swedish towns and served as a reminder of the size of the country. We barely nibbled at it, and yet it felt like forever until we arrived in Stockholm.

The Swedish capital is something of an enigma to me. Its sprawling layout across islands and mainland means I’ve struggled to make sense of it, though I’ve been fascinated by it for years. On this visit I bumped into the stone lions that reminded me of my first visit in 1997, so long ago in so many ways. The sense of the old city sitting under a tangle of railway lines and main roads was still there, though this time thanks to the bad habit of e-scooter rental I became better acquainted with car-free routes, many of them hugging the waterfront alongside walking and running paths. It felt civilised and very modern and not for the first time on this trip I wondered why things were so different at home. We’re just not that good at things like this. There’s no end of lovely country lanes to cycle along, but on a bike you share the road, and that’s your lot.

At the end of one of these journeys, after work was done, was the swimming area at Horsnbergs Strandpark, which looked like one of the closes places to the city to get in the water. After a long time without a shower I was keen to do just that, and swam in what I thought was still quite warm water into the evening sun, hazily but not quite emerging through cloud but still doing enough to set a glow on the water. I saw another head bobbing along just before I got in, butt that person didn’t appear again, so it was just me, enjoying the moment in a slightly self-conscious way.

From there it went something like: back into town, quick dinner, exhausted, fell asleep so early I missed notice my flight home had been delayed, arrived five hours early at the airport, did a load of work, and flew home. Flying is boring, trains are interesting, and Europe is wonderful fun to explore, re-explore and then think about where to go next.

Summer of sundials

This isn’t really about sundials, but this summer has been. We’ve seen a few, and like weathervanes I’ve come to notice and appreciate the complexity and craft going into them, how with quiet churchyards, old cottages and greens they still define English (and Scottish) villages, and how I find all of these things comforting, which is probably the point.

A few days ago I took an unusual drive with my sons from Yorkshire to Edinburgh. Truthfully, we didn’t go the quickest way. And having set off up the west side of England and reached the border, we then turned left instead of right. Bless them, they didn’t complain as to took a while to reach the village of Ruthwell in Dumfriesshire, but really not somewhere that felt like anywhere. But this was evidently a place important enough once to stand up a vast, 5.2m high sandstone cross, some time around 700, and then at a later point (probably) augment it with lines from The Dream of the Rood, and Old English poem, in Anglo-Saxon runes.

When put like that, it doesn’t seem so silly that given that the Ruthwell Cross exists, and that a lot of people made a lot of effort to make it, look after it, and then put it back together after a few centuries in the churchyard, that we should go and have a look at it.

A man and a woman were trying to fix the church organ when we arrived, but paused to talk to us about the cross. I was very happy. The grounds of the building and surrounding countryside felt free of today’s world, as did the jumble of lanes leading eventually back to the fast road to Glasgow and Edinburgh. 

Then we went to see The Cure, which was very different and an excellent evening. I thought Robert Smith was a superb frontman. 

After the concert we sat in the car park for an hour, the endless day rolling on into the night, escaping by a dusty track against the airport fence with Ryanair and easyJet plans blazing their lights at us. The boys nodded off, and I drove through the silence of the southbound A1, marvelling at the quiet, and trying to stay alert. Duns, Dunbar, Athelstaneford, if it was daytime I’d have been off having a closer look, but it nearing 1am on Monday morning and our car was approaching the border, quickly crossed with the only fanfare in your head. Familiar roads from here, Berwick, Ancroft, then arriving in darkness to an incredible night sky. Before bed, picking the letters out saying ‘Arsenal Champions 26.’

After a few hours sleep it was off again towards Newcastle to return the car. But kind of, sort of, apologetically towards Newcastle, more by the way of some other points of interest. South of the Cheviot valleys the landscape changed, with purple-covered moorland and long, steep roads empty of people and places. I followed a straight, single-track road that felt miles from its turn off, winding past a farm to St Aidan’s Thockrington. The church is all that survives of a village that fell victim to Cholera, and sleeps like a beached whale on a lumpy hill, enclosed by dry-stone walls. It was perfect. 

Fifteen minutes away and the profusion of brown signs announced Hadrian’s Wall type stuff everywhere. There was no wall left at the site of the Battle of Heavenfield (635AD), where Oswald socked it to his British rival Cadwallon, but there was in his time. All I could see was a beautiful view, a church in a grove of trees, a sense of some things long gone, ancient struggles around faith, power and ancestry. As with almost everywhere there was a war grave, a more recent reminder of it all. Quite a lot to contemplate when I had to get the car back to Newcastle railway station so I’ll forgive myself mucking up parking a bit. The last part of this adventure was a train back to Berwick full of holidaymakers returning, or arriving, I wasn’t quite sure which. I walked back into town quite tired, down quiet streets with shadows starting to rival the afternoon glare.

We found another sundial while on the trail of the whelp in Kirkwhelpington. It was right at the time, not adjusted for the modern seasons. Kirkwhelpington – The town of the followers of Whelp – a puppy or a baby – with a church. The Kirk probably came later.

The next day we went over to Holy Island, not with the day-tripping crowds, but for a quiet evening picnic. It was a little cold sitting on a blanket watching the water from the harbour, with the whale-like upturned boats behind us, and hard to imagine in such a tranquil place there had once been the uproar of marauding Norsemen. A long time ago. But if so, a lot of Lindsfarne is the same. The tide still cuts it from the mainland twice a day, pilgrims arrive barefooted and the shifting waters provide makeshift homes for colonies of seals. Swimming off Bamburgh after a storm flew through the island castle appeared just a little darker than the sky a few miles north. There’s always a sense I’m missing something, further than I can see. 

Later in the week on a route mapped through the Cheviots we followed the eastern flank of College Valley, over three tops, then looped back along St Cuthbert’s Way for a stretch. I had been reading a short book which had gruesome details of the fate of Cuthbert’s corpse over the centuries (clue: he decomposed), and enjoyed more the thought I was walking in footsteps from his time, when Northumberland went much further north and south.